Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I really really want to know...really think about this as well. There is hidden Philosophy involved here.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? brbrIt depends on who you ask....... brBased on an Email From Mike amp Tokeli brbrGeorgeBushs Answer We dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. brbrAl Gores Answer I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. brbrBill Gates Answer I have just released chicken , which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of chicken. brbrMartha Stewarts Answer No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmers market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. brbrDr. Sues Answer Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, Ive not been told! brbrErnest Hemingways Answer To die. In the rain. Alone. brbrbrbrMartin Luther King Jrs Answer I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. brbrGrandpas Answer In my day, we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. brbrBarbara Walters Answer Isnt that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. brbrRalph Naders Answer The chickens habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gasguzzling SUV. brbrJerry Seinfields Answer Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesnt anyone ever think to ask, quotWhat the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?quot brbrPat Buchanans Answer To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. brbrRush Limbaughs Answer I dont know why the chicken crossed the road, but Ill bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and Ill bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossingtheroad syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, Im talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.brbrJerry Falwells Answer Because the chicken was gay! Isnt it obvious? Cant you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the quotother side.quot Thats what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like quotthe other side.quot brbrJohn Lennons Answer Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. brbrAristotles Answer It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. brbrKarl Marxs Answer It was a historical inevitability. brbrSaddam Husseins Answer This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping tons of nerve gas on it. brbrVoltaires Answer I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. brbrCaptain Kirks Answer To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. brbrFox Mulders Answer You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? brbrScullys Answer It was a simple biomechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens. brbrBill Clintons Answer I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? brbrThe Bibles Answer And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, quotThou shalt cross the road.quot And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. brbrAlbert Einsteins Answer Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? brbrSigmund Freuds Answer The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity. brbrL.A.P.D.s Answer Give me ten minutes with the chicken and Ill find out.